What the Hell is this Blog, and Why Should I Care?

This blog is an awesome news source from which you should gain meaningful and factual information

…but not really.

This news is NOT real, people. It is just for your amusement and to keep me from studying (hence? hence?).

Here is the secret to how my blog works:

Funny Headline Idea -> Article to Accompany Headline -> Hilarity Ensues

DO NOT bring up these articles at the dinner table as if they are legitimate. You will risk looking more foolish than my mom when she tries to find something on the internet.

If you like my articles, DO tell your friends and share.

Every time someone reads an article without sharing it, a bunny will die. That’s just nature. Look it up.

If you don’t dig what I’m puttin’ down, that’s cool. Just go watch the Jersey Shore or something.

-RS

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Here’s my e-mail, if you have any comments or want to pitch an article:

richay77@hotmail.com

DO NOT send me:

– chain letters that threaten to kill me if I fail to forward them

– penis enlargement offers (I’m already working on a system)

– internet videos that everyone born after 1985 has already seen