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Barack Obama Temporarily Legalized Marijuana in White House

December 12, 2010

A leaked government cable has revealed that U.S. President Barack Obama temporarily legalized possession and use of marijuana in the White House. The e-mail between the President and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was released along with the thousands of other documents in the Wikileaks fiasco.

I hope they cancelled the tours that day.

The entire document is as follows:

THIS DOCUMENT IS CONFIDENTIAL

To: Hillary Clinton (bills_hill@america.gov)

From: Barack Obama (b_obizzle@whitehouse.gov)

Subject: party

Yo, hill

can we legalize pot between 10 pm tonight and 4 pm tomorrow? 

I had a pretty stressful day with the economy n shit and I got ludacris and rasheed wallace coming over to chill for a while. 

you don't have to legalize it in the whole state, just in my crib.

wouldn't that be funny, though? if you legalized it in the whole state and no one knew? 

if anyone found out about that shit would get pretty crazy around here, lol

anyway, so if you could do that it'd be pretty cool

and make sure no one calls too early tomorrow

ight peace,

O-bizzle

44th President of the United States of America

This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential. If you have 
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Please note that any views or opinions presented in this email are solely those
of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the country.
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This is not the first reported case of power abuse by President  Obama; other leaked documents have revealed the President using the secret service to pick up his take-out from Jack in the Box and using an emergency phone line to make prank calls to Vice President Joe Biden.

-RS

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