New WebMD iPhone App Can Give Vaccinations

Just when you thought there was an app for everything, the iPhone has done it again: the new WebMD app can give vaccinations to users. “This is the biggest breakthrough since Angry Birds” said Apple CEO Steve Jobs. “We already added a clip of someone using the app to one of our montage commercials.”

After opening the application, the device prompts you to place your finger inside a hardware attachment that takes a blood sample. The iPhone can then run a series of tests to diagnose the user with any number of illnesses, and give the appropriate vaccination.

No vaccinations while driving

“This app is going to revolutionize home medicine” said one of the developers. “Giving yourself a shot of penicillin is now as simple as checking your e-mail. I don’t see any possible way it can go wrong.”

The WebMD app will be available in the app store for 99¢.

-RS